May 2013
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cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
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my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
me: you mean it gets worse
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sachiwana:
“how big is your dick?” “16GB”
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“I wake up in the morning and can’t get out of bed. I eat cereal without milk and...”
– Fragment 95 (via writingsforwinter)
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sannanomad:
do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own
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thebagofholding:
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
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❁◕ ‿ ◕❁ i am so fucking disgusting ❁◕ ‿ ◕❁
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my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light
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my type of guy is the famous unreachable type
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